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Oh, gee, the options are limitless ...
Always turn on the church lawn sprinklers as the wedding parties leave
They could be the last farm near town and their cows always escape.
Be the one who forgets to buy the kegs for the Labor Day picnic.
Be the hippie nudists who live right by the nicest beach.
Be the first to use the liquified duck manure fertilizer. (trust me, that one'll work!)
Buy out and close the only liquor store in the county.
These are all true stories so I'm a creative dud thus far.
Leave it up a while, okay? I want to reserve the right to edit
He gets off looking at fake women and has sex with himself. How lame is that? I get that porn is sultry and exciting but he has a juvenile preoccupation with it and I would just leave.......move on and find a real man.